What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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