Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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