Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
