just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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