is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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