It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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