idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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