How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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