let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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