I bet he comes in French.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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