can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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