they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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