Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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