am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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