pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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