I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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