Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
