Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
