dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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