I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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