is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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