..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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