Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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