just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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