was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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