This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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