Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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