gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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