Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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