its not stalking. its research.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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