Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Randomize
