I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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