With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You have to summon your inner elephant
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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