just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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