The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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