NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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