why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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