I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I'm really busy with my period
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