This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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