nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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