bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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