look no pants
Sponge bath it is.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
