well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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