I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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