That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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