I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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