I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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