its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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