I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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