I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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