You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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