then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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