just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
no you cant smoke seaweed
How's work?
Spinning.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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